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Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (85754) - you deserved it (5123)

On 08/31/2009 at 6:05pm - kids - by beya (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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that is nasty

#2 - On 08/31/2009 at 7:37pm by Fernmelder

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Ewwwww! What a little bugger! Yea... here's one reason why I'm NOT having kids :P

#4 - On 08/31/2009 at 7:38pm by crazychika

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