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Today, I just got done watching my cousin's two kids for four days while they were on vacation. I fed, clothed, and bathed them for four days of hell and got paid with a $5 shark tooth necklace from the Bahamas. FML

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On 08/14/2009 at 3:34am - kids - by thebabysitter (man) - United States (Indiana)

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Just because you're family doesn't mean they can fuck you like that. They had the money for the Bahamas, so they have the money to pay you for your work.

#4 - On 08/14/2009 at 10:06am by RuralNinja

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You got sharked.

#1 - On 08/14/2009 at 10:04am by mercyFML

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