Money, Gifts and Kids: Thanks, I hate it!

Thanks, I hate it!

By thebabysitter - 14/08/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, I just got done watching my cousin's two kids for four days while they were on vacation. I fed, clothed, and bathed them for four days of hell and got paid with a $5 shark tooth necklace from the Bahamas. FML

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By Why Charlie!? WHY!? - 09/08/2018 13:00

Today, I woke up seeing my neighbor's 5-year-old daughter next to me. She said good morning and handed me a note from her dad saying that I owe him and he's cashing in. So, I'm babysitting as her parents escape to the Bahamas for 2 weeks. My annual 2 weeks vacation starts today too. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 00:02

Today, after my family left me at home for the weekend before finals while they went on vacation so I could focus on my studies, I spent the weekend watching my little cousins for no pay. It wasn’t an easy babysitting job either. I had to pay attention to and then re-enact basically every Bluey episode ever to exist, with no time to study. FML

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By JazzyandAlice - 20/09/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 02:01

Today, I babysat the neighbors’ evil kids. They dropped them over at my house and I played with them for five hours. After taking the brats back home and putting them to bed, their mother asked me what time I came back to the house. She only paid me for the 20 minutes I was in their house. FML

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By getajob - 28/09/2012 17:40 - United States - Carmel

Today, while working security at a welfare office, I had to listen as a claimant gushed about her upcoming Caribbean cruise. I work two jobs and haven't had a vacation since 2006. FML

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By never again - 30/08/2012 01:03 - Canada - Carstairs

Today, I babysat for a woman for the first time. When I arrived, there was a large pile of dishes in the sink. I decided to wash the dishes for her while the kids napped. She came home, noticed it, and bitched me out over how I'd only done it "to try and get more money" out of her. What? FML

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By iwantmoney - 22/07/2011 00:20 - United States

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

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Bon voyage!

By greaaaatt. - 25/07/2010 05:45 - United States

Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents' house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Caribbean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML

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By lockedoutbabysitter - 09/03/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML

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Take this

By GabsAlot829 - 21/07/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours, when the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML

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RuralNinja 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:06

Just because you're family doesn't mean they can **** you like that. They had the money for the Bahamas, so they have the money to pay you for your work.

lexiBRo 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:09

You mean you agreed to babysit for free (or without discussing payment), and they brought back a sharktooth necklace from the giftshop ?? I seriously doubt the souvenir was a form of payment, but perhaps next time you discuss payment ahead of time? Family usually screws you over more than strangers.

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BikerMike 0

Friday 14 August 2009 22:57

the next time they ask you to babysit - say yes, tell them you will pick the kids up just before they leave and don't show up. ***** up their vacation

loooooooooool_fml 1

Friday 14 August 2009 23:25

My question is that, did you have to use your own money to take care of the kids or was a sum of money given to you by the parents. If not, then you are free to ask for payment/compensation. Though a shark necklace is awesome, it's only 5$, so it probably wasn't all that high quality...probably not even made of shark teeth :/

mwbddh2 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 1:38

this isnt a fml you ****

australiaaaa 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 1:41

should've done this while babysitting: http://explosm.net/comics/560/

snappycomeback 3

Saturday 15 August 2009 1:44

Next time you should set up an agreed upon wage for your services.

snappycomeback 3

Saturday 15 August 2009 1:45

Idiot. You can buy a shark tooth necklace at any mall. This person just lost what could have been hundreds of dollars of income.

Jean_Axe 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 3:03

thats why you don't babysit for family

kellster 2

Saturday 15 August 2009 3:23

Did they ever say that they were planning to pay you? Or imply it? If not, you shouldn't have expected it. People seem to think that if you're family, they can **** you over. If payment was ever mentioned, decide on an hourly or daily wage and send them an invoice in the mail!

epicwinmaster 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 4:03

feed one of the kids the tooth then shit in their flower pot and punt those ***** into their front yard. then proceed to light their car on fire and teabag their grandma. then walk away into the sunset. then it would make it all worth while :P