Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML
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On 08/11/2009 at 11:34pm - kids - by SomeDJ (man) - United States (Arizona)
ouch. good luck with trying to get that out of her, if anything, dont keep on about it to her, she'll forget =]
hopefully
#1 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:31am by Devikarawr
yeah. he should put another, more appropriate song in her head. lol. well i guess its too late now... haha
#12 - On 08/12/2009 at 8:17am by average_girl
haha i taught the kids that i babysit "i like big butts"
and i had that for a ringtone for a couple months last year. it went off while my parents were in the car with me. that was awkward.
#51 - On 08/12/2009 at 2:08pm by partialsun365
my dick, bigger than a jungle.
your dick, got touched by your uncle
#74 - On 08/13/2009 at 1:39pm by juicyjay00
me three. and i'm a girl. after seeing H&K 2, I couldn't stop singing it lol
#63 - On 08/12/2009 at 8:01pm by arsewipe92
my dick, bigger than a bridge;
yo dick look like a little kids
#48 - On 08/12/2009 at 2:04pm by crumblemumble
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10th.. or atlesst I think.... you have a shemale cousin :D congrats ::D kthxbai
#11 - On 08/12/2009 at 7:46am by XTheDesertSongX
Ouch. But the song is awesome so I kinda understand why your cousin won't stop singing.
#13 - On 08/12/2009 at 8:20am by swimtilyoudrown
Ydi for having that song on your iPod that song is retarted lOl I imagine her singing it in front of her mom ; good luck W| that. And fyl cause my lil sister takes my iPod w| out me knowing and listen to ALL THE MUSIC.
ydi for listening to a song called my dick. especially while there`s a four year old there. should have just paused it while you want to the bathroom. poor kid.
ydi for listening to that crap, and just get another song stuck in her head, 4 year olds forget about things quickly
hahaha.. i just had to sign up for an account just to comment on this!
seriously YDI! but i do find the song pretty funny, i had just downloaded
it a few days ago as a matter of fact..
seriously... if you have those kinds of songs on your ipod, why would you leave it around little kids?
ps YDI for having an ipod shuffle
#20 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:26am by epicwinmaster
He said he left his iPod on shuffle mode. That's not the same as an iPod Shuffle.
But I agree, OP was stupid to put it on shuffle with a little kid there. YDI.
#43 - On 08/12/2009 at 12:29pm by _Underscore
So you left your 4 year old cousin alone and something inappropriate happened so you leave her alone again to post on FML.
YDI for not learning your lesson.
Don't leave your stuff around your little cousins. My 9 year old cousion broke my one month old laptop
#23 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:40am by shellybean87
Haha, I would never have expected a four year old to know how to put on an iPod. Kids these days...
Definitely not your fault, but I wouldn't leave my iPod around kids anyway, they tend to break things.
#24 - On 08/12/2009 at 10:03am by thebright_side
YDI for putting your iPod on shuffle when you know that you have songs like that on it. You should have just put on a kid-friendly album.
#25 - On 08/12/2009 at 10:08am by _paper_moon_
Yeah, but what if he's got 2000 songs? What are the chances "My Dick" is gonna play with that many songs? Pretty funny it happened though hahaha.
#29 - On 08/12/2009 at 10:31am by ChasinParkedCars
xD lmfao omg too bad for you dude, sorry but yeah FYL whats her mom gonna say now?!
#27 - On 08/12/2009 at 10:23am by Boberzsmith
O.o FYL.......at least it wasn't "I Like To Fuck" by Hot Rod XD
#31 - On 08/12/2009 at 10:39am by floopowderpowder
1. He/She (I'm not bothering to look) probably doesnt have siblings that live with her, just her mom and dad, therefor she wouldnt ever NEED one.
2. Free country dude, people can like what they want. I listen to Linkin Park, and I'll tell someone if they ask what band I like, and not care about their reaction.
3. ... That part is just trolling.
OP:Ouch, that sucks. A dick. My dick xD. J/K, but it still sucks.
My dick parts the seas,
Your dick farts and queefs
Good luck getting that out of her head ;D
#34 - On 08/12/2009 at 11:07am by WrKing1
Kid safe playist? wtf?
screw that. I want to listen to my kind of music whether or not some kid is there.
Why should I have to limit my music 'cause of a kid?
#35 - On 08/12/2009 at 11:23am by Heathersaur
Yes. Reminds me of a time when I was younger. I brought my iPod to school on the last day. All the girls were screaming because I had a song called "I love my Sex" and "Funky Shit" on there. They said that their Hannah Montana shit was better because it didn't have 'bad words' in it.
:lol:
I would never limit my playlist because of a sheltered little shit.
This is the type of self-entitled bull that makes me wonder what the future is going to be like in North America.
Me me me all the time. Makes me sick.
listening to your own music is self-entitlement? I listened to whatever music my parents listened to when I was little, and it has shaped what I choose to listen to today. Was that self-entitlement?
OP, maybe explain what happened to the mother? Who knows, maybe she'll think it's funny too.
#42 - On 08/12/2009 at 12:25pm by gothic_cat_lady
Listening to music which is inappropriate for kids around kids because "screw that. I want to listen to my kind of music whether or not some kid is there." or "I would never limit my playlist because of a sheltered little shit." is self entitled.
Listen to whatever you want when its only you or other people your age are around, if kids are around than try to act like mature person and not a petulant little child.
I don't live in North America. I'm just here for a while. Only plan to be here till I finish school. Goin' back home to Europe in a few years. C:
Half of you people here are fucking losers. I'm sure all your iPods are full of light christian rock, with not one song having suggestive lyrics. Lots of people I know have this song, calm the fuck down. Is he/she just supposed to know what song is coming up on shuffle, out of maybe like 1000 songs? Yeah, she isn't going to pause it JUST in case.
i ended up listening to this song and this is one hillarious song
FML cause that thing sticks in your head
#59 - On 08/12/2009 at 5:29pm by notlovingit
my dick... grade a beef. yo dick.. made a geek. lol wow fail on your part.
#64 - On 08/12/2009 at 10:38pm by jacklinjanna
I feel your pain. That is my ring tone for my best friend, he called when I was standing back stage at a dance recital. It was totally silent and I was standing with my dance teacher of 20 and about ten twelve year old girls and could not get to my phone. They heard most of the song.
YDI for having stupid music
also for leaving your ipod near anyone under 12
#66 - On 08/12/2009 at 11:54pm by asquithpat
You make me feel awful - I was listening to K LOVE (gospel music) and I turned it off to listen to this song.
XD
#67 - On 08/13/2009 at 12:11am by snowflake19
I personally love that song, but yeah, try not to put your songs on shuffle when babysitting! There are always inappropriate songs on there! D: !!!
#68 - On 08/13/2009 at 12:38am by dandymidori
kids pick stuff like this up all the time from the radio and such. My niece's favourite songs when she was 4 were Promiscuous and Smack That, now it's Love Game. She has no idea what the words mean, and most likely won't for years to come.
but fyl if her mom's uptight about this kinda stuff.
#69 - On 08/13/2009 at 1:30am by squeak_mp
fyl but good job on the song, mickey avalon is the best and i dont even listen to that kind of music, normally!
#71 - On 08/13/2009 at 3:35am by loveadicts
me and my 6 year old nephew listen to venom all the time i teach him to swear and hail satan cuz its good for the fucker
#73 - On 08/13/2009 at 6:27am by TheThrasher
you rock for playing mickey avalon period.
teach her to jane fonda next.
#75 - On 08/13/2009 at 2:26pm by catchthisdrift
i know that song!!!!! eek, tell them if they sing it they'll go to JAIL. works everytime.
#80 - On 08/15/2009 at 11:03pm by oopsie_daisy8446
Serves you right for listening to that kind of music.
#83 - On 08/22/2009 at 11:45pm by blondebutterfly8
