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Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10150) - you deserved it (29422)

On 08/11/2009 at 11:34pm - kids - by SomeDJ (man) - United States (Arizona)

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