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Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML


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On 07/30/2009 at 9:56am - kids - by Rae (woman) - United States - moderated by the Jackass crew

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"Wanna ride my mommy's new penis?" XD

#7 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:17pm by donutboy

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Gotta love children's pronunciations. :o

#2 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:11pm by BLNovelist

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