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Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33933) - you deserved it (2893)

On 06/20/2009 at 12:22am - kids - by Bob (woman) - United States (Texas)

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