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Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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On 06/20/2009 at 12:22am - kids - by Bob (woman) - United States (Texas)

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That sucks!!! What a rude child!

#2 - On 06/20/2009 at 6:13am by um_duh

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Wow... Children are so literal. I can see it happening so quickly that you didn't realize what he was doing. Maybe next time you might want to say "Yes, you may use the bathroom in the bathroom," as you're guiding the child to the lavatory. Whatever you do, don't take your eyes off of him/her. lol

#3 - On 06/20/2009 at 6:13am by Jaguaress

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