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Today, my 4-year-old son is distraught. This morning we saw a man, dressed as Santa, passed out drunk on a public bench. My son is now convinced that it was his corpse, and that Santa Claus is dead. FML

by donguigeek / 12/23/2015 at 11:32pm / France / Kids

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  • Did you try explaining that Santa is just really tired from preparing all the presents?

    #2 - On 12/24/2015 at 4:56am by Viceofdeath

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  • It's a lot of pressure being Santa... Delivering billions of presents all in one night... Hell, I'd be an alcoholic, too! No wonder he eats so many cookies, he has to soak up all the alcohol!
    But in all seriousness, I hope your child isn't scarred for the rest of their childhood, OP.

    #7 - On 12/24/2015 at 5:12am by bellydancer82

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