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Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially "kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML


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On 02/28/2014 at 3:01pm - kids - by HeMayHaveSomeIssues (man) - Denmark

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Some parents make me want to scream

#1 - On 02/28/2014 at 7:06pm by glowbaby

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Time to fill up hundreds of water balloons and bombard them when they leave the house. What? You're just a kid at heart. ;)

#2 - On 02/28/2014 at 7:07pm by smokecloud_

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