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Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31513) - you deserved it (47609)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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Guess you''ve got nothing to worry about! :) Your daughter sounds awesome.

#2 - On 02/13/2014 at 4:54pm by parism143

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um why didn't you talk to her instead?

#1 - On 02/13/2014 at 4:54pm by stretchedthin

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