Kids: Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter...

By Anonymous - 13/02/2014 15:47 - United States - Kennett

Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML

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By Animal - 24/02/2011 19:14 - Canada

Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML

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By Person - 07/06/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

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By OwndPattie - 20/11/2022 02:00

Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 05:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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Very posh

By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 14:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my parents found my box of condoms. I'm 20, so it's no big deal, and they commended my responsibility. What they don't know is I don't talk to any girls, and I bought those condoms to jerk off into. FML

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By dpl - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML

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By condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

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parism143 28

Thursday 13 February 2014 22:54

Guess you''ve got nothing to worry about! :) Your daughter sounds awesome.

stretchedthin 20

Thursday 13 February 2014 22:54

um why didn't you talk to her instead?

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Animeisthebest1 14

Friday 14 February 2014 5:24

This is something I would do as a teenager. Me and her could be best friends XD.

davincidasecond 24

Friday 14 February 2014 5:27

You're a good mom OP. I'm sure when your kid is ready, she'll feel comfortable enough to talk about it with you. :)

unicornhanna 7

Friday 14 February 2014 5:30

How do you even make balloon animals out of those? I can barley make them out of proper balloons...

coxenator1105 9

Friday 14 February 2014 5:33

Well, at least she is not having sex. That's a good start

ohishkabibble 21

Friday 14 February 2014 5:39

Haha, well, at least you were just trying to be a good parent! Obviously she's not too keen on the idea of sex, but just let her know she can talk to you whenever she needs to. The world needs more great parents like you, OP! Education is key.