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Today, my 11 month-old son started viciously biting whatever part of my anatomy he can sink his teeth into. He thinks it is hysterical to latch on while I scream helplessly in pain for him to let go. FML

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On 01/01/2014 at 12:38am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Spank him.

#1 - On 01/01/2014 at 9:05am by magicman13

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I agree with 8, bite him back. Not too hard, just enough to show him that it hurts. I had to do the same with my younger sister growing up and it worked pretty well.

#12 - On 01/01/2014 at 9:12am by jessibellasmiles

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