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Today, my 15-year-old daughter said she wanted to become a "baby name expert". I chortled, until I looked it up. They actually exist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36703) - you deserved it (5007)

On 09/26/2013 at 3:06am - kids - by anotherfmladdict (man) - United States (Iowa)

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Your daughter to her clients: "Looking at the fetus, I'm really feeling a 'Sally' or 'Samantha' vibe radiating off of her. That'll.. That'll be good."

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