Intimacy and Sex: Crash

Crash

By Anonymous - 29/05/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I tried to have sex in the shower. While trying to support her weight, as we got into things, I slipped backwards on the wet floor and fell through the Pyrex side of the shower, with her crashing down on me. I now have bits of Pyrex in my back and have to replace the shower side. FML

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By Hotdamn - 21/03/2016 04:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML

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By owl + bungee cord - 07/01/2014 20:38 - United States - Herndon

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML

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By hunchback of notre bite - 09/08/2013 22:23 - Korea, Republic of

Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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New isn't always good

By anonymous - 11/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Iowa City

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying something new. I ended up with a shard of glass in my back and a concussion. Don't have sex on a glass table. FML

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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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Smooth shower moves

By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 11:00

Today, my wife tried to join me in the shower to be sexy, only I was shampooing so when I turned round and felt someone in the shower with me, I panicked and we both fell and got stuck in the bottom of the bath. Our kids had to come and help, because my wife had a broken arm and we couldn’t move. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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By Ouch - 25/04/2011 19:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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d3rpb0t 10

Wednesday 29 May 2019 21:34

You (almost) came like a wrecking ball.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 29 May 2019 22:40

How the **** hot is your shower that you need Pyrex walks? (Temperature-wise, that is, things were getting smokin’ hot in there, until you ****** up.) Pyrex is for cookware. Tempered glass should be fine for the shower and shatter more safely.

Comments

d3rpb0t 10

Wednesday 29 May 2019 21:34

You (almost) came like a wrecking ball.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 29 May 2019 22:40

TheMightyMrJ 6

Thursday 30 May 2019 1:12

Sucks, dude. Should've gone with a Tupperware window.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 30 May 2019 5:17

Great thinking! That way, you can explain away a random fart as “the patented burp.”

BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 31 May 2019 2:21

Are you the same idiot who refused a warranty on his tires, only to pop them seconds later? If not, it's a massive coincidence that you're both at the same level of stupid.

Sonotsuave 35

Wednesday 5 June 2019 4:45

What’s with so many people trying to be intimate in the shower, only to realize later that it’s a bad idea? There’s a small space, running water, slippery floor and glass or tile walls, among other things