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What is wrong with parents nowadays?! Do they hate their kids? There was a mother who was on the news because she named her child "Facebook Me Soon".. WTF?!?!

Heard people would name their kids things like Sparta so that they could introduce them like this: 'THIS, IS, SPARTA!' Gotta admit, it's kind of funny.

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What is wrong with parents nowadays?! Do they hate their kids? There was a mother who was on the news because she named her child "Facebook Me Soon".. WTF?!?!

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On the radio this morning, the morning show I was listening to was doing a story on people with strange names, and a lady called and said she knew someone who named their child "krazi". She also had two other children named "ocean" and "America".

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It's sad really.. A parent in the town I live in named their son "7".. Not "seven" but "7"... Sad... So sad...

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Well at least she won't be named after a luxury car ... We all know what they will end up doing for a living, maybe she could be a spokes person for hostess she could make millions.

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Heard people would name their kids things like Sparta so that they could introduce them like this: 'THIS, IS, SPARTA!' Gotta admit, it's kind of funny.

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This world is going to Hell in a hand basket. The population has to be getting dumber. How old was this patient ?

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There should be a test that has to be passes before people can reproduce. I mean hell I had to take a test to drive a car.

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Well then #75, you'll have to accept the fact that your Rocket man will be burning out his fuse up there alone...

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Well if she's a senior, then she was named way before Casey Anthony became infamous as the world's worst mother. FHerLife though.

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A girl at school is named "Ladasha". But it's spelled like "La-a". Also this guy that worked next door was named "F". Haha

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There was a blurb on the radio a couple of months ago about social services trying to take two kids from their parents. Their names were Adolf Hitler and Aryan Race. I'm guessing the child rearing was also odd....

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I remember hearing a story from my parents talking about this teacher who's name was Marijuana. At first I thought they were kidding but with the look on their faces they weren't.

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I unfortunately have a nephew named Bentley. There is also a man in my hometown named Dick Assman. No, it's not short for Richard.

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There is a woman with the first name "Marijuana Pepsi." She's married, is a student-advisor at a university and seems like a legit bad ass.

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The comedy actor Jason Lee named his son Pilot Inspektor Lee. And yep, that is spelled wrong on purpose...

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112- my coworker is a teacher, an she teaches twins named L'monjello and Oranjello. I really think she wanted citrus Jell-o.

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Two of my really good friends are named Heaven and Angel. I also know someone named Lady. People are running out of names these days.

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One parent is leaving her kids genderless. It's almost like they're using their kids to be all 'in your face' to the rest of the world.

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I know a girl named Tirzah Joy... After reading these comments, I'm glad my parents gave me a normal name. :p

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There is a lady in town where I live that named her twins lemonjello and orangejello. I know, ridiculous.

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I'm surprised nobody mentioned the Swedish kid named Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (pronounced Albin) yet.

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I didn't read the other comments and I guess they are halfway common names I also met a lady named shithead (shi theed)

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Dear lord these names... I tried to give my son a less typical name for the sake of being a little bit different and not being one of 10 John/Stephen/Joe's in his class. After reading these names, Dexter Alexander just seems really tame. Haha

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My mom went to school with someone named Female. Pronounced "fee-mall-aye". The kid's mother was a foreigner who didn't speak any English, and when asked to sign the birth certificate and papers and such, she saw the word "female" and thought that in America, doctors name your children for you.

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My brother saw a family who named their 3 day old son "your highness" and his nickname was "king". They had the birth certificate to prove it too....crazy stuff!!

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There's a girl named SHITHEAD -_- now that's a problem lol YouTube it . She got a song . & it's not even pronounced how you see it . Lol like shit head ....

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There was an article in my country about celebrities and their children. There were names like Audio Science and Tu Morrow.

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At least the kids born with obnoxious names can legally change them when they turn 18. Thankfully they don't have to go through their whole life like that.

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112 - pretty sure my friend's mom taught the child you're referring to. When she told us we couldn't stop laughing & ended making fun of it in a skit at a camp for the incoming freshman. On a different note, everyone should Google "20 Bizzare Celebrity Baby Names" and read the Cracked article. So sad.

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80- that would be so awesome. Id love to name my kid Sparta. Thats soo cool Dx And well the rest of you think you have it bad ? I know a guy named Sukdeep....he gets made fun of a lot cause his name sounds like suck deep. Lol pretty funny though :P

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Fkn A, Darth is an awesome name.my sons name is darken. Darken has cuzns named taitem,Skye rayne,kelupb lastat(sp?),chyia,macianna,and Phoenix,or and stormy. Darkens name came from the sword of truth book series. Or legend of the seeker TV show is what most ppl know.

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There was another one where this girl was named asshole, but it was pronounced ash-ole-lay. What happened to this world?

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142 - at an old waitressing job, I came across a man named Dick Long... But on his credit card receipt (since it does last name first) I first saw his name as "Long, Dick"

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347, Hardick is also a surname and I know a very English family with that surname. These names, you can tell only Americans come up with them. In England I haven't seen or heard of any stupid names like that apart from foreign families or people in London.

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One of my tenants let her idiot boyfriend name her unborn daughter. His choice was "Silence". Two months later she caught him messing around with another woman in their bed. Good thing she gave him the final decision *rolleyes*

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Someone named their child Dovahkiin, named after the protagonist from Skyrim. It was all over the internet for awhile.

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My parents knew people named Ima Pig and Harry Knee. And my aunt helped deliver a baby who was later named after a sign in the hospital room: Nosmo King. (No smoking.)

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My boyfriend worked for an indian guy called harddick! I cracked up laughing everytime I heard his name! Makes it even funnier because he was a tight arse!

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Patrick (Pat) McRotch Dixie Rect Richard (Dick) Stroker But seriously I saw one the other day named DaRealyst Jones.

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Haha, I went to Family Dollar and there was a rude customer there. She even gave the cashier counterfeit money! Come to find put, her child's name is Demon... WTF?!

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I literally know someone named "D" yep, just D. Also at my elementary school, someone is named Princess. She is soo not a princess.

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I think some people name their son like just to do the Star Wars thing, also when looking through my school yearbook, there was someone with the last name "Pizza"

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My cousin's baby has the name Chevy Rae. My mom worked at a day care, and these are some of the names she came across: curly, d'man, and d'king

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My dad's cousin's name is 'Orey Norey Pearly Victori'. I met her once. She looked like she had a hard life.

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82, I would actually think otherwise. If my own name was Twinkie, I would do anything in my power to avoid being obese and giving people another reason to make fun of me. Perhaps the mom was just that clever? Nah.

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Now I'm picturing a morbidly obese girl introducing herself to her classmates on the first day of school: "Hi, my name's twinkie" *Awkward silence*

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she's probably a ho ho who likes ding dongs. what normal person would name their kid Twinkie?

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