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Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormed over, said "I got this!" and punted him over the edge. We both got thrown out for "bullying" the kid. FML

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On 08/08/2013 at 7:03pm - kids - by JuggaloSlasher15 (woman) - United States (California)

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It had to be done

#3 - On 08/08/2013 at 11:29pm by GreenMonster68

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Your uncle's awesome.

#4 - On 08/08/2013 at 11:29pm by slayertack

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