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Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML
Wait until she wants the room all to herself . . . mwah-hah-hah!
Whatever you do, don't lend her your knife.
She needs to switch to decaf.
Or just change her from zombie movies to Sesame Street.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 September 2014