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Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49897) - you deserved it (3686)

On 08/01/2013 at 12:03am - kids - by ktiskool (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Wait until she wants the room all to herself . . . mwah-hah-hah!

Whatever you do, don't lend her your knife.

#5 - On 08/01/2013 at 6:56am by perdix

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She needs to switch to decaf.

Or just change her from zombie movies to Sesame Street.

#14 - On 08/01/2013 at 7:03am by DocBastard

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