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Today, my ten-year-old brother came to visit me in NYC. Within ten minutes of walking on Times Square he had seen a prostitute and a partially-naked man. He now refuses to leave my apartment and screams when I try to drag him out. He's here for the next two weeks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46746) - you deserved it (4664)

On 06/24/2013 at 10:06am - kids - by NYCproblems - United States (New York)

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Invite them to your apartment to drive him out.

#1 - On 06/24/2013 at 1:00pm by seanders15

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Poor kid will be scarred for life

#2 - On 06/24/2013 at 1:01pm by babe7260

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