The big scary apple

By NYCproblems - 24/06/2013 14:06 - United States - New York

Today, my ten-year-old brother came to visit me in NYC. Within ten minutes of walking on Times Square he had seen a prostitute and a partially-naked man. He now refuses to leave my apartment and screams when I try to drag him out. He's here for the next two weeks. FML
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NavalAvaiations1 5

when I was 10, I would have thought that was awesome!

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thatkidhesh 11

you can safely leave him in your apartment a do what you want. win win.

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roachyroo 5

Get the boy some Thorazine and take him to the zoo.

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thew_fml 14

half naked = shirtless? prostitute? what was so scary about her?

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venus89 17

Tell him it was a crazy NYC holiday and its now over

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kriseliz 9

Poor kid, he's traumatized. Get him some ice cream, rent a movie, and try to coax him out, little by little. Try laughing about what happened, and act like it's no big deal.

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sysalis 18

Partially naked man? That's called the Naked Cowboy. He's always at Time Square... Your fault, OP...

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LyraAlluse 25

I think New York has this effect on most people who don't live there.

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