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Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML

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On 04/17/2013 at 11:14am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Are they fur real?!

#1 - On 04/17/2013 at 1:38pm by ravingroadkill

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1. Wait til they fall asleep and shave a patch of hair off of them. 2 Proceed to uncontrolled laughter.

#3 - On 04/17/2013 at 1:39pm by rg350dx

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