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Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31427) - you deserved it (4370)

On 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Well it's better than my cousin calling his zebra a "stripper" because of its stripes.

#2 - On 02/09/2013 at 8:59pm by txgirl2013

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I say let the child be a child. That's the beauty of being a child the innocent.

#8 - On 02/09/2013 at 9:05pm by kingsian

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