Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML

by Anonymous / 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm / United States (California) / Kids

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  • Well it's better than my cousin calling his zebra a "stripper" because of its stripes.

    #2 - On 02/09/2013 at 8:59pm by txgirl2013

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  • I say let the child be a child. That's the beauty of being a child the innocent.

    #8 - On 02/09/2013 at 9:05pm by kingsian

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