By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 20:03 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML
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txgirl2013 14

Well it's better than my cousin calling his zebra a "stripper" because of its stripes.

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kingsian 15

I say let the child be a child. That's the beauty of being a child the innocent.

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perdix 29

Tell her his name is Nose-Boner. Wait, that didn't help.

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SnoochBoochie 14

Thanks, Perdix, now I'm going be calling people that for the next week.

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Crazynopantsman 11

That made me think of Spongebob for some reason.

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onorexveritas 23

that. is. hilarious.

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pacmanman 15

It's kinda hard not to have a horny unicorn...lol.

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somecoolperson1 2

I had a toy that I named 'horny' when I was young too :)

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happylappy 21

Hilarious that's it's pillow pet as well.

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Nicole1225 14

You're the one considering this "ill-adviced", to her it's perfectly innocent -.-

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Axel5238 29

This just sounds like a kid being a kid. How is this a **** my life? Oh no, my five year old thinks like a five year old? Get a grip.

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