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Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34718) - you deserved it (4094)

On 05/18/2009 at 8:22am - kids - by BeatenUpPup (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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At least she didn't ask her to paint a penis on your face.

#4 - On 05/18/2009 at 2:26pm by pancakelover

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Not really a FML...

#10 - On 05/18/2009 at 2:29pm by MaddieMonster

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