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Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25838) - you deserved it (2430)

On 10/09/2012 at 1:53am - kids - by anonymous - United States

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Cock rings - the toddler edition.

#1 - On 10/09/2012 at 6:11am by SkoomaKi

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That really must have pissed you off. Hope you got the ring off at least.

#2 - On 10/09/2012 at 6:11am by person961

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