Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
by anonymous / 10/09/2012 at 1:53am / United States / Kids
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Cock rings - the toddler edition.
#1 - On 10/09/2012 at 6:11am by SkoomaKi
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That really must have pissed you off. Hope you got the ring off at least.
#2 - On 10/09/2012 at 6:11am by person961
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