Kids: Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came...

By anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML

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By joy - 07/02/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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Today, I was the ring bearer at a wedding, something I'd been nervous about being ever since the groom asked me. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped over nothing and the ring flew from the little silk pillow and rolled into a nearby pond. FML

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By pop - 29/12/2008 01:41 - France

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By lisa - 22/12/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML

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By meganridner - 04/08/2011 16:05 - United States

Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML

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Who taught him

By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00

Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:11

**** rings - the toddler edition.

person961 9

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:11

That really must have pissed you off. Hope you got the ring off at least.

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EZMocks 1

Wednesday 10 October 2012 6:37

looks urine trouble

fatalwish 6

Wednesday 10 October 2012 6:41

good story for his future girlfriends/wife to hear once or twice.

pop7467 7

Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:01

That is one of the weirdest, funniest things I have ever heard. I wish your son was like my little brother, except getting peed on is not that fun...

bikhovyets 1

Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:21

Its Mine! Myyy PRECIOUSSSSSS.

sjonnemans 3

Wednesday 10 October 2012 11:45

Hahahaaha, You sure that was pee? ;)

aak_29 2

Wednesday 10 October 2012 14:22

What would make him placed it on his penis... Could you and your husband be doing something in front him,to make him want to do that?

iamjukEZ 5

Wednesday 10 October 2012 21:21

How small is your ring?

x20megg10x 1

Thursday 11 October 2012 6:48

Sounds like someone's been "teaching" him things. Good parenting.

greekgirl01 6

Thursday 11 October 2012 10:11

she does

bakrxD 1

Thursday 11 October 2012 14:27

What do you think a 3-year old did that ended up like that? :0

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