Kids: Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came...

By anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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Unhygienic or he's a natural hunter-gatherer

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML

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By joy - 07/02/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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Nervous

By Mike-al - 05/11/2023 09:00 - Germany

Today, I was the ring bearer at a wedding, something I'd been nervous about being ever since the groom asked me. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped over nothing and the ring flew from the little silk pillow and rolled into a nearby pond. FML

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By pop - 29/12/2008 01:41 - France

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By lisa - 22/12/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML

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By meganridner - 04/08/2011 16:05 - United States

Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML

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Who taught him

By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00

Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:11

**** rings - the toddler edition.

person961 9

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:11

That really must have pissed you off. Hope you got the ring off at least.

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Enslaved 36

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:34

Awwe boys. . . always wanting to stick their cocks in something. :P

fricgm 6

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:37

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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mollysticks 10

Tuesday 9 October 2012 13:36

Your profile says you're 16, technically still a child until you're legally an adult...

kofeinisti 6

Tuesday 9 October 2012 14:16

So? Kids can hate kids too.

WritingWrongs 8

Tuesday 9 October 2012 15:04

Well, hopefully one day you'll be a little more mature.

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Tuesday 9 October 2012 15:28

Discrimination isn't cool, even if it is just against ages. D: Besides, aren't you a kid yourself? (Your profile says 16)

holly_fly 34

Thursday 11 February 2016 22:48

I've disliked kids between 3-13 since I was about 16. I think because I've always been mature for my age, and I've had to babysit I was 12. I don't plan on having kids because I don't like kids, so... I think what #20 is trying to say is younger kids, not kids as in infant, toddler, child, preteen, and teenager put together.

lelo007 11

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:41

That poor baby! It amazes me what children will do when exploring their bodies. And FYL, OP, at least pee washes easily and doesn't necessarily have a smell to it, well, not a terribly awful one. Maybe move the jewelry box a shelf higher to prevent this from happening again?

isamisis 9

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:49

With your ring - He did wet.

jmoreno 4

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:51

Now we're gonna have to cut it off n ur gonna be a girl

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 9 October 2012 16:09

Say wha?

jem970 19

Tuesday 9 October 2012 18:54

What? That killed a few of my brain cells.... I have a tip for you. Re-read before you post. It can save you from people thinking you are a little dense.

accidentprone3 4

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:58

Or big...

cheshireau 26

Tuesday 9 October 2012 13:18

I hoped you washed it before you put it back on your finger.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Tuesday 9 October 2012 13:20

12 years later, OP's son has brought a girl home OP: Hey, remember that time when you took my wedding ri... OP's son: NO NO NO NO!!

donut_gurl 8

Tuesday 9 October 2012 13:41

why was your wedding ring in reach of a 3 year old? Kids are curious, they play with everything... could have gone missing all together, got thrown down the toilet, in the garbage, etc. Be careful with your valuables. I hope it didn't hurt him, but stimulation of the penis may cause a boy that young to pee.. it happens. My son has peed on my many times, its part of being a mommy. I hope he's ok, but YDI for putting it where he can get it. Glad he didnt flush it.