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Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the spider, squished it, and told me to stop being such a baby. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9749) - you deserved it (26153)

On 09/30/2012 at 1:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

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Six year old badass.

#1 - On 09/30/2012 at 8:47pm by Naomimi

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Then someone breaks into the house with a gun and she takes 'em out with her bare hands. Stone cold killer that little one is.

#2 - On 09/30/2012 at 8:47pm by MrSassypants

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