Babysitter and Kids: You big fanny

You big fanny

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 17:57 - Germany - Hagen

Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the spider, squished it, and told me to stop being such a baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2009 16:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I was babysitting some kids and helping them make a poster about insects. They couldn't think of any more insects to add so I suggested a spider, and got told to "not be a dumbass, spiders aren't insects they're arachnids." The girl is six. FML

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By ihatespiders - 05/08/2014 12:31 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I asked my 8-year-old daughter to kill a house spider for me. I am a 42-year-old man. FML

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Irrational fears

By emelie000 - 29/07/2022 14:00

Today, my daughter, who can pick up spiders and even snakes without flinching, screamed at the top of her lungs because she saw a mouse. Um, what? FML

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Wonky fear

By mala_19 - 27/08/2023 08:00 - Sweden - Burea

Today, I saw a spider. My two year-old knows that I'm afraid of them, but in an attempt to not pass my phobia onto him, I said it was a piece of dirt. Now he thinks that I'm afraid of dirt. I did not think this through. FML

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By imfromtexas02 - 06/06/2009 14:03 - United States

Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML

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By JustLeaveThem - 25/01/2017 18:00

Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By spiderhater - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML

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By eyes wide SHIT - 28/12/2013 01:37 - Australia

Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML

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By Annie - 24/08/2015 08:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was laying on the couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML

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Naomimi_fml 6

Monday 1 October 2012 2:47

Six year old badass.

MrSassypants 32

Monday 1 October 2012 2:47

Then someone breaks into the house with a gun and she takes 'em out with her bare hands. Stone cold killer that little one is.

Comments

devious418 3

Monday 1 October 2012 3:18

Mmmm who's the baby?

hateevryone 14

Monday 1 October 2012 3:23

So who is babysitting who again?

Psych101 9

Monday 1 October 2012 3:26

18- Not trying to be too picky, but I think you mean *spiders'. Unless, of course, you meant that particular spider was going to come back for revenge and take over the world... In that case I apologize for the pointless correction.

lugiratina 3

Monday 1 October 2012 3:39

Uh oh looks like we got a badass over here

matt98_fml 13

Monday 1 October 2012 3:45

She would be a really good future contestant on Fear Factor.

Geometric 18

Monday 1 October 2012 3:49

In Soviet Russia, spider squashes you

Fl9C1 4

Monday 1 October 2012 3:51

That 6 year old showed you who the boss is.

kyat288 9

Monday 1 October 2012 3:57

Saw that one im moderation... It's supposed to say pussy

mizuki123 8

Monday 1 October 2012 3:58

Am I the only one that read it as hug instead of huge? Nope? Just me.. I'll go back under my rock now.

Posthuman 26

Monday 1 October 2012 4:09

I feel you OP. I'm absolutely terrified of just about anything with more than 4 legs. And anything that flies and stings.

NigerianMedicine 11

Monday 1 October 2012 4:22

Same here. I'm fine with bugs as long as said bug is small. I once woke up to a centipede the size of a sausage sitting inches from my face. I'm fairly certain they heard my scream across the Atlantic.