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Today, I had just bought a new $60 basketball and decided to go try it out. Five minutes into playing, the ball decided to roll into the hands of a little girl, who then said, "Mine". I thought it was cute, until she skipped over to her parent's car and they drove off. FML

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On 09/12/2012 at 4:52am - kids - by Bitchjackedmyball - United States (Hawaii)

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You just got mugged by a little girl. They grow up so fast!

#2 - On 09/12/2012 at 1:00pm by loserboii

See in context

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she has balls.

#7 - On 09/12/2012 at 1:03pm by kittytub

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