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By Anonymous - / Monday 11 October 2010 04:59 / United States
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this is the only fml of a gay guy that i've seen that the OP specifically didn't call himself gay. I salute you OP.

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legonut- 14s comment is commending Op for not pointing out that he is gay. I don't think he was using it as an insult.

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no I didn't mean to say anything bad about any homosexuals I just read the fml wrong and I put that it seems like every gay guy that writes an FML says they are gay which doesn't make the FML worse like Im homeless, jobless, and my friend let me into his home but said I smell so I bad I have to keep a distance. Oh yeah I'm also gay. FML

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@#1 That's not true, his mom did! Does anyone see the pattern that when someone tries to impress girls it always goes wrong and they make themselves look dumb.

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I did something similar to this but I tried to do a backflip slam needless to write it failed and I had to get stiches

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.69 If you hate people stating that they're gay, why did you feel the need to do it yourself in the very same comment? Ha.

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#94 read it again, there may not be quotes in the needed places, needless to say- they shouldn't of said anything in the first place without reading it properly

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lol no. I mean ones like "I saw a hot guy/chick whilst I was playing sport/driving/whatever, so trying to impress him/her, I did (something "cool" related to whatever activity) & failed because something something. They laughed as I cried (Totally made that bit up but you know what I mean lol =p) FML"

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This type is still better than the "Today, something mildly bad and unamusing happened in my life and, while my life isn't completely fucked, it's going to sting for the next 4 minutes" type. Is unamusing a word?

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I know. Stop trying to show off, people. I know that when guys try to impress me, I get mildly annoyed. OP, YDI.

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staciieee_x3, you can't say that you didn't get a thrill out of clicking YDI 50 times while giggling to yourself. What? was it just me? This is better than the FMLs like "I just watched both my parents get killed by robbers...". True FMLs are too depressing to read, but stuff like this one can brighten your morning. Otherwise, one might go to mylifeisg

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it was one of those portable "nurf" basketball hoops for 5 year olds that you park in your driveway... HA!

Today while trying to impress some girls I tried to do a backwards rimjob. It didn't go so well and I ended up hurting my head. My mom then came and kissed it better. :-P

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