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Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML


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On 08/05/2012 at 7:25pm - kids - by Kolkata - Canada

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It's the thought that counts..? Screw that. Debt is debt

#1 - On 08/06/2012 at 3:02am by KrayKrayGurl117

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Box up something he has and give it to him for his birthday. If he's old enough to know how to use your card with all the correct info, he's old enough to know that's wrong.

#5 - On 08/06/2012 at 3:04am by NoahStaz

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