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Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text: "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML


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On 08/05/2012 at 3:49am - kids - by daughter (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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That would be the end of her driving privileges for quite a while if I were you. My mom would have been irate! Then again, I never would have thought about doing that to her.

#2 - On 08/05/2012 at 9:33am by lelo007

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.... Ur daughter is kind of a bitch.

#4 - On 08/05/2012 at 9:34am by hizzlebox

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