By Anonymous - / Sunday 5 August 2012 05:33 / United States - Mahwah
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  EMTchic  |  14

Once that happened to my ex, we were going doggie and he missed (he has always had bad aim) . There was this really loud cracking noise and then he was in so much pain that he couldn't even move

  lelo007  |  11

I've heard of men breaking their penises before. I think it happens when they "miss" and their penis hits a surface hard enough to cause an extreme bend, and the blood vessels are busted. Since the penis doesn't have an actual bone in it, it doesn't "break," but from what I've read, it still hurts like a S.O.B.

  ConBroChilll  |  9

42- how long did you have your ex? you realize that you 16 and a minor. i hope that you were not that desperate at 13 or any age that you couldve possibly been to have sex. you realize its illegal to have sex under the age of 18..

  tp50141  |  10

86-Do you also realize that in a lot of places having sex before you're married is also considered illegal? If I were you I wouldn't go enforcing the laws about sex.

  Sandsh8rk  |  36

Your dick is just muscle. How is it possible to break it?

  SkoomaKi  |  24

#13 - It doesn't break, it is in the form of a bending injury. When the tunica albuginea tears from too much bending (spongy tissue in the penis that fills up with blood during an erection), the blood that is normally confined to this place leaks out into other tissues which is why you get bruising and swelling.

  momogal  |  22

13, penile "fracture" is a very serious injury. It may require surgery to fix. If it isn't fixed, impotence will be the least of the OP's problems.


I read about a guy, it was his first time and the girl he was doing it with thrust hard one way and he thrust hard the other, the injury was so severe he has to use this little pump in his balls (yes he squeezes his nut) to get it erect, all true but i don't remember what it was called that happened.

  DocBastard  |  38

Sandsh8rk - I'm not sure where you get your information, and I'm even less sure why anyone would thumb you up for a complete fabrication.

The penis is NOT muscle. At all. It's a series of chambers that fill up with blood.

  lelo007  |  11

I've always heard it was broken because the veins burst, and that's what caused the bruising. I could be absolutely wrong, I guess I'll go use Google now.

  eriksen  |  16

I can imagine it...

By  tookie12345  |  7

But the question is does it blend?

By  Voldy_fml  |  16

Your girlfriend has a sense of humor. But Yeah, that's gotta hurt.

  nhuda  |  4

Here is the actual definition from urban lol just in case for some people...

pushes her back and butt completly off the ground using her arm and legs, kind of like crab-walking or like when you do the bridge in gymnastics. The guy does the same thing, but facing down when they make love.

I heard the Italians love it because it burns a lot of calories

  BrianneAlex  |  10

#52 and #66
Christian Nymphos is a sight about MARRIED sex.If a man and woman are married, the sex can be as often and as dirty as desired. It's not against God. :)

  Blackmail111  |  9

130- Now, I'm Atheist and not sure if I'm exactly spot on when I say this, but isn't adultery a sin unless you're planning on conceiving a child? Wasn't there a story in the bible about god striking a man down because he spilled his seed on the floor instead of in his wife?

  Shrike  |  22

Actually that story was about the guy not impregnating his dead brother's wife. Gotta love the cherry picking and the fuzzy, feel-good moral lessons in that book, right? But yeah, adultery is when a married person cheats on their wife or husband.

  Sandman366  |  6

66: I would +1 your comment, but I'd ruin the 69...which just seems oh so appropriate.

  Dracoboxer357  |  35

7- It definitely is. My wife was a paramedic when I first met her. Apparently, getting a call for a "broken dick" isn't too uncommon, as their seems to be no limit to what a guy will reckless do with it. All you can do for the twit is give him an ice pack and take him to the hospital, as usually you need surgery to correct that.....or risk never getting an erection again. Your choice. :)

  rdrr  |  2

That's why it's called a BONEr. :)

By  Harpy20  |  24

If you're trying something that can be found on urban dictionary, ydi.

  AClassActx3  |  7

Its not only on urban dictionary.

By  itsharkley  |  8

The pain was phellic

  slurshies  |  11

33- why do you find the name testestes123 so creepy? it's (I'm pretty sure) just like testing
testing testing 123 but shorter... I'm afraid the Internet has ruined your mind.. tis a sad day

  Crazberry  |  5

Why the thumbs down? :/ The girl was riding the guy too hard and she snapped him. It's not out of the realm of possibility. How do you help heal a broken bone? (no pun intended) You don't use it.

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