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Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try for himself, he swung it into my shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" FML

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On 06/25/2012 at 12:09pm - kids - by bcoper (man) - Switzerland (Luzern)

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Did you tag him back??

#5 - On 06/25/2012 at 8:54pm by Forlorn420

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That's when you throw your shoe at his face and yell "NO TAG BACKS!" D:

#9 - On 06/25/2012 at 8:58pm by failureusername

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