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Today, my nine year old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20507) - you deserved it (3536)

On 01/31/2012 at 12:31pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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Mayb u should discontinue his favorite snack

#4 - On 01/31/2012 at 4:13pm by hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh

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+256 | 3

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

#2 - On 01/31/2012 at 4:12pm by Thisismypchere

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+154 | 7

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