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Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41939) - you deserved it (7026)

On 03/02/2009 at 12:52am - kids - by alejita (woman) - United States (Texas)

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