By theguy24 - 27/01/2009 12:47 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally broke my two-year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML
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Bunbu 8

I think if I was with a guy and that happened, I'd ask if he wanted to cuddle until he was ready again. D: Also, she's a bitch.

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yasmina212 1

Congratulations on not breaking your dry spell.

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yasmina212 1

Congratulations on not breaking your dry spell.

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yep_me_again 0

Oh man -- 2 years. I'm on a dry spell too. I'm coming up on my second year...I totally understand, except that I'm a girl. And that wouldn't happen to me...fyl :P

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citylights 0

awhh you poor bugger she's a bitch! seriously, that would be so humiliating for you, and to make it worse the insensitive bitch laughs? sadface

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airo227 2

Sweet girl^ but i highly doubt yu would take it that way if yu were in her shoes lol

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airo227 2

Sweet girl^ but i highly doubt yu would take it that way if yu were in her shoes lol

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Sipos 0

What a bitch. You're better off if she doesn't.

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Bunbu 8

I think if I was with a guy and that happened, I'd ask if he wanted to cuddle until he was ready again. D: Also, she's a bitch.

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freeflow4life 0

this is now officially my favorite fml of all time ive been reading for a long time

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Pixiewolfe 46

Is this still your favourite one after so many years?

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