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Today, I took my daughter to the library instead of the pool. I sat her on the counter and, while I reached for my library card, she turned to the librarian and said "We didn't go to the pool today because Mum has hairy legs." FML

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On 01/04/2011 at 3:05am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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haha you should have just shaved your legs and go to the pool

#2 - On 01/04/2011 at 6:09am by nikky_star

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Is it so hard to shave?

#4 - On 01/04/2011 at 6:12am by Wuhuh

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