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Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22116) - you deserved it (4103)

On 09/06/2010 at 7:21pm - kids - by newdad (man) - United States (California)

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Women like that are not making other single moms look good with the 'money hungry' stereotype that's growing these days....

#2 - On 09/07/2010 at 3:11am by Mirorbo

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ask for a dna-test. she seems crazy enough to make up the story to get some extra money.

#3 - On 09/07/2010 at 3:11am by unfortunate_13

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