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Today, while in line at the waterpark, I looked down to find my 3 year old daughter chewing on a used band-aid. FML

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On 06/08/2010 at 12:07pm - kids - by sarahfromthesouth - United States (Texas)

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I like how kids are picky about what vegetables they'll eat, but they'll eat things like used band-aids and bugs.

#13 - On 06/08/2010 at 7:13pm by nerdsgetmehot

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She is THREE. Your job as her parent is to PAY ATTENTION to her and ensure things like this don't happen.

#11 - On 06/08/2010 at 7:11pm by ohJeeznotme

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