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Man or woman?

Today, was parent appreciation day at my daughter's KG class. On the stage, each child was asked to define each parent in one word. When it was my daughter's turn, she looked at me hard, thinking. Finally, in the end she said, "My daddy is very fat." Everybody stared. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25562) - you deserved it (7140)

On 05/23/2010 at 7:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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You also seem too fat to be described in just one word.

#3 - On 05/24/2010 at 3:09am by JMachiavelli

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At least she used correct grammar?

#11 - On 05/24/2010 at 3:18am by FYLDeep

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