Kids: Today, was parent appreciation day at my daughter's KG class....

By Anonymous - 23/05/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, was parent appreciation day at my daughter's KG class. On the stage, each child was asked to define each parent in one word. When it was my daughter's turn, she looked at me hard, thinking. Finally, in the end she said, "My daddy is very fat." Everybody stared. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 20:35 - Philippines - Las Pi?as City

Today, at preschool, I got to meet the mother of my daughter's best friend. She complimented mine's grades, and noted her quirkiness. I complimented her's for being congenial and being well-rounded. Later, my daughter said they are no longer besties because her mom said I called her daughter fat. FML

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By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By Missyangel - 31/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

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By princessj - 16/10/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, my 4 year old son told his preschool teacher that his daddy could pick up 10,000 cows but couldn't pick up his mommy because she was too heavy. I'm the mommy. FML

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By FattestUgliestPerson - 18/01/2014 09:45 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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By mugs - 12/03/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML

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By antwhite1987 - 08/05/2016 17:30 - United States - Chicago

Today, my 5 year-old daughter saw me getting ready to sit down in a fold-out camp chair, and told me, with a big smile on her face, "Daddy, you're too fat to sit in that chair. You'll break it with your big butt." Out of the mouths of babes, I guess. FML

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By me - 06/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Floresville

Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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JMachiavelli 0

Monday 24 May 2010 9:09

You also seem too fat to be described in just one word.

suppressed08 2

Monday 24 May 2010 9:17

*shoots the child* WE SAID ONE WORD D:

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JYxforever 3

Tuesday 25 May 2010 6:18

that freaaken funny Kkids these days XD but kids speak their mind gotta love kids XD

MrBrick 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 7:27

300 spartans waiting to ambush the persians? this is sparta?

MrBrick 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 7:29

300 spartans waiting to ambush the persians? this is sparta?

PaikenPlayer 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 0:29

EPIC WIN for your daughter. Fail on your behalf.

fuckedlife10 0

Friday 28 May 2010 2:02

ah hahahahah sorry but kids never lie

cactus_fml 0

Friday 28 May 2010 15:00

Maybe she meant phat? :3

tchaikovsky93 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 20:02

HAHAHAHAHA! I laughed out loud :D

ebro47 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 10:27

Obvs it is not very hard to find the fattest parent in the auditorium. it's like Where's Waldo made easy.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 13 April 2011 4:06

that's 2 words (:

silly17 0

Monday 18 April 2011 5:18

thats mean:(

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