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FML : Today, there was a mandatory staff-wide "cleaning party" for a corporate inspection. I was assigned the outside bar which is infested with full-grown roaches...
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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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Yeah! Honey badger don't care. He'll kill all of them. Then he'll go eat a cobra! Don't know what that means? Go to youtube, type in 'the crazy nastyass honey badger' it's the one that says, (original narration done by Randall)

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Yeah, I'd of run back inside having a panic attack, trying to trade two jobs just to pawn off that one

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You just ruined a long thread of everybody's version of OP that happens every time somebody asks what it means.

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#58 I don't care. I don't play little games and make up other things that OP could stand for. It's childish.

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It means opaque penis.... Pft, 'original poster' that doesn't even make sense! (and this one is for the laughs~)

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Anything with wings, in my opinion are terrifying as all fuck. Lizards are cool, not creepy at all. Put wings on them, you've got child killing, village destroying dragons. Sharks. Stay out of the water, you're pretty sweet. Sharks with wings, the world becomes an apocalyptic abattoir, scattered with human remains. Roaches + wings = GTFO of there.

Not much of a "cleaning party", huh? You can gather them in one spot by throwing food on the ground and squash them. Then you start cleaning.

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And then a giant bug inside the skin of a man will come in and kill you with your own pest spray hose. Or maybe that was a movie. I forget.

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I make someone's day! :D Hope you have an awesome day today! Edit: and to you bran flakes... Corn flakes are way better!

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How often do you prople who work there clean?! Once a year?! Thats just grim -.- Makes me wonder where you work where you're allowing it to go so far..

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