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Today, the love of my life sent me a text saying "touch my pork". Somehow I don't think my feelings are mutual. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19527) - you deserved it (3764)

On 03/18/2010 at 6:24am - intimacy - by burgeee - United Kingdom (Bristol)

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Congrats. Your man admits to being a pig.

#1 - On 03/18/2010 at 11:05am by vacantdreamer

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OK , so to test that out I just sent the same text to my wife.
Her reply; WTF?

#4 - On 03/18/2010 at 11:09am by CallMeHush

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