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Today, I bought a laptop so that I could have dirty video chats with my internet girlfriend. I got home only to find that the only place I can get a decent wifi signal is in front of my mom's room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6199) - you deserved it (16972)

On 12/20/2009 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by thatguy (man) - United States (New York)

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"Internet girlfriend"? You deserve it.

P.S. There's this thing called a webcam that you can buy for about $30 instead of buying a $1000 laptop.

#1 - On 12/21/2009 at 3:14am by smiller0789

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YDI for
a. Having such a crappy router that you only get a signal at one spot in the house. If it's your neighbor's network, get your own router.
b. Having an "Internet girlfriend." Get a life and a real girlfriend.
c. Buying a whole new laptop instead of just a webcam

#2 - On 12/21/2009 at 3:15am by DynamicDave

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