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Today, I bought a laptop so that I could have dirty video chats with my internet girlfriend. I got home only to find that the only place I can get a decent wifi signal is in front of my mom's room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7154) - you deserved it (19157)

On 12/20/2009 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by thatguy (man) - United States (New York)

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Why the fuck are you dating a girl, that's fucking disgusting. Leave pussy to the chicks, nut up and stick it in man-ass where it was meant to go you fucking weirdo

#6 - On 12/21/2009 at 5:29am by geppy

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Why is everyone ragging on this guy for having a girlfriend. It's his life, it's not affecting yours in anyway. Fuck and I thought gays had it hard, what a world when y'all cunts are ragging on him for being straight!! Everyone needs to get off their high horses and shut the fuck up.

#41 - On 10/31/2011 at 6:16pm by aeriexo

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