Intimacy: Today, I bought a laptop so that I could have dirty video chats...

By thatguy - 21/12/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, I bought a laptop so that I could have dirty video chats with my internet girlfriend. I got home only to find that the only place I can get a decent wifi signal is in front of my mom's room. FML

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By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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MILF

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By decenthumanbeing - 14/07/2016 13:13

Today, I entered a restaurant just to use the WiFi. In order not to look cheap, I ordered a meal and a beverage. The WiFi didn't work and now I don't have enough money to buy dinner. FML

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Full house

By Anonymous - 12/08/2022 20:00 - United States - Washington

Today, using the money my mom gave me for my birthday, I bought a new laptop for school. When I went online to register for classes, I found that all the online classes were full and remaining classes didn't qualify for my major. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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Man of steel

By Anonymous - 26/09/2023 00:02

Today, my wife and kids all yelled at me because I was stood at the bookshelf looking for a book, blocking the Wifi router with my body, and their signals all dropped to almost zero, and had stopped them watching videos. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By unexpected_failure - 22/11/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was showing my Mom how to use the Internet on her phone. As there was bad reception, it said "Unexpected Failure." Seeing it, she muttered under her breath, "Just like you, then..." FML

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Monday 21 December 2009 9:14

"Internet girlfriend"? You deserve it. P.S. There's this thing called a webcam that you can buy for about $30 instead of buying a $1000 laptop.

DynamicDave 11

Monday 21 December 2009 9:15

YDI for a. Having such a crappy router that you only get a signal at one spot in the house. If it's your neighbor's network, get your own router. b. Having an "Internet girlfriend." Get a life and a real girlfriend. c. Buying a whole new laptop instead of just a webcam

Comments

Aura_09 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 2:39

at least get your own router man

YOULIVETODIE 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 7:03

It's probabally not too late to return the laptop.

davids123 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 17:02

lol 3 things 1 why dont you just **** yourself 2 just get a webcam silly 3 or just dont have sex wiv her on the web meet up and have sex in person!!!

COBRAMORPH 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 6:54

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Ninjaface 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 8:53

It's okay, your mom won't realize what you're wearing a robe and wizard hat for anyways.

dethmaul 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 5:24

lmao! Together with the username, pure gold.

briansdae 0

Monday 28 December 2009 9:52

Hahahahahahahahaha that's to funny!

hasty_D 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 3:48

LOL !!!!!!!! dude, just do that when your mom isn't home, men, move at your GF's, do something, if you want to have sex, just go there, you ain't gonna feel anything, its masturbating xD IN FRONT OF A ******* CAMERA !!!!!!!