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Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14399) - you deserved it (3030)

On 11/23/2009 at 12:07am - intimacy - by denise (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Ouch. Well... He likes your body if that counts for something.

Dump him.

#2 - On 11/23/2009 at 6:20am by angryseatroll

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I know it came out wrong but maybe he meant that they're great and all but in case they were to get out you really ought to leave your face out so theres no way to prove who they were. You never know. Its not a gaurentee you guys will last forever. Protect yourself!

#9 - On 11/23/2009 at 1:18pm by Erindub

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