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Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78829) - you deserved it (4328)

On 03/27/2009 at 10:13am - intimacy - by tehhotness (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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