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Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (95307) - you deserved it (6179)

On 03/27/2009 at 10:13am - intimacy - by tehhotness (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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she still your girlfriend? wtf is wrong with you! dump her!

#2 - On 03/27/2009 at 3:06pm by Shadowflames420

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Wow... she didn't even kinda feel remorseful. Sorry, dude!

#1 - On 03/27/2009 at 3:05pm by songstress4life

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