FML : Today, I didn't realize until I was home that I'd thrown my retainer away with my tray at Chick-fil-A. FML

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By idgit42 - / Tuesday 27 July 2010 22:15 / United States

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By SirWhatsHisFace | 0

#1150158 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:00

What is this OP, a rap? The last part of the FML ryhmes.

By Vehicle | 1

#1150211 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:04

I've been without braces for several years and I quit wearing my retainers like I was supposed to and my teeth are fine.

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By JJ1989 | 6

#1150103 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 01:55

Ohhh that sucks! Haha!

the_flirtt | 0

#1150129 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 01:57

chick-fila FTW !!!

Shookitup | 0

#1150137 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 01:58

well you're going to be getting braces again, have fun :)

puppyloverpeace | 1

#1150166 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:00

those things r expensive!

the_flirtt | 0

#1150172 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:01

op will just get another retainer

cstrat | 0

#1150206 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:04

Retainers are sexy.

SeanFredrick | 3

#1150219 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:05

Op needs a retainer to retain but cannot retain the retainer he needs a retainer retainer.

Crlnprz | 11

#1150224 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:06

haha now you have to dig in the trash yay!!! :D

the_flirtt | 0

#1150227 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:06

epr | 0

#1150244 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:08

Hahahaha/

pingpongpenguin | 3

#1150263 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:11

why would she need braces again? she just has to buy another one...

Zigma_fml | 0

#1150267 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:12

Did OP mean to rhyme that well?

BreezyEffBabehh | 0

#1150273 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:12

Dude! iiBroke Miine!

the_flirtt | 0

#1150284 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:14

that's wat I said 29

pingpongpenguin | 3

#1150303 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:18

well you're a smart cookie 32

Mack7273 | 0

#1150309 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:19

lol that sucks

JayColt | 0

#1150356 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:31

i love me some good old fried chicken

ROFLBERRYPIE | 0

#1150435 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:47

Not a FML OP...... at least you got Chick!

the_flirtt | 0

#1150441 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:48

captain u don't get a cookie !

Troll_Hater | 0

#1150453 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:51

why the fuck were you banned

the_flirtt | 0

#1150471 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:54

I've been waxing my chest.

Randaahh | 0

#1150492 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:56

damn you're pretty(:

BeeHappy_fml | 0

#1150507 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 03:00

LMFAO 30 xD

xo_summer_xo | 0

#1150517 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 03:03

Well on the bright side, at least you had Chick-fil-A! :)

the_flirtt | 0

#1150536 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 03:07

hah wow Selena that's f'd up

hobo_lowbo | 0

#1150539 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 03:08

21: still funny hp

the_flirtt | 0

#1150565 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 03:16

hah I've always been a good boy but they would find dum reasons to ban me :(

the_flirtt | 0

#1150587 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 03:19

71 me ;}

the_flirtt | 0

#1150600 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 03:23

ya haters :)

satanic_fml | 13

#1150633 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 03:29

noob

jennagurl39 | 0

#1150641 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 03:32

hey dude ur old

the_flirtt | 0

#1150646 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 03:36

if hatin is ur occupation you'll have a full time job with me :)

LightningLadyy | 0

#1150672 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 03:43

30, I noticed it too!

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1150677 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 03:43

what?

Hazelfbabyyy | 0

#1150755 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 03:56

lol

twinny_sc | 13

#1150770 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 04:00

My friend did that at Burger King, and she went and dug it out of the trash can. lol

FreshSalad | 1

#1150808 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 04:08

116 fo free?

XxCrazygirlxX | 0

#1150815 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 04:09

that is what a shirt says at rue21

zeke12345 | 0

#1150844 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 04:16

36- are you related to pingpongpickle by any chance?

senseofreason | 0

#1150851 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 04:17

I work for chickfila.

pingpongpenguin | 3

#1150886 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 04:25

pingpongpickle? who's that? :O captain I thought I was the evil one! p.s. the dog in that video is a PIMP.

zeke12345 | 0

#1150916 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 04:31

yeah I'm confused too:/ I thought penguin was the evil one and pickle was the good one? sorry cap'n, but I have to disagree, I'm more into humans and I think pickle was the hotter one :P

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1150923 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 04:32

once again my comment doesn't show up, outstanding job mods

pingpongpenguin | 3

#1150933 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 04:33

aw I'm not a cute dog? :(

mwilliamson321 | 0

#1150939 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 04:34

lol

zeke12345 | 0

#1150960 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 04:40

143- oh not at all ma'am. I must compliment you on your beautiful coat of fur and nice, cute ears:)

zeke12345 | 0

#1150975 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 04:43

133- :O you ask who pingpongpickle is, but think your the evil ONE? i'm onto you...

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1151000 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 04:47

I like your new name, Selena. lol

pingpongpenguin | 3

#1151003 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 04:49

151 - oh shit... captain- do it and then post a video, please :)

lilmissy1290 | 0

#1151096 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 05:14

op that sucks.. i mean u kinda deserve it 4 not keeping up with something like that

Brittaneyyy | 0

#1151116 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 05:26

ok creeper she's probably like 15 and ur like 30 eww I think shed rather use her mouth to dick out the trash and find it

isteadymob | 4

#1151134 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 05:31

nobody cares

the_flirtt | 0

#1151139 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 05:34

who's a creeper ?

zeke12345 | 0

#1151146 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 05:35

176- I'm actually 15 and 11/12 :P and geez I was kidding, don't take it seriously.

pingpongpenguin | 3

#1151163 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 05:39

176 -whoa, who are you talking to.

natural_redhead | 0

#1151183 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 05:45

welcome back!

zeke12345 | 0

#1151193 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 05:47

yeah 176, who are you talking about? if it's about me, my 16th birthday is in September:/

pingpongpenguin | 3

#1151202 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 05:48

zeke!!! mine too!

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#1151235 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 05:55

mann the only person who knows of me pretty much now is kiddnyc. i miss when i was famous on here :(

zeke12345 | 0

#1151248 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 05:57

are you turning 16 too? cause that would be weird lol.

Raleigh_bruh | 7

#1151251 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 05:58

Aha, I know of you very well Haley. :] ..Well, maybe not very well.

mouthmanderz | 5

#1151255 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 05:58

what does op stand for?

illmatic2 | 16

#1151261 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 05:59

Haley I still rember you. Everybody who used to threadjack got banned.

zeke12345 | 0

#1151264 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 06:00

188- I know you! dont worry, you're still famous :). you always comment on the intimacy fml's lol :P and you kinda look like my gf, which freaks me out cause you have a bf, who isn't me, so I think is she cheating on me? :O

illmatic2 | 16

#1151267 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 06:01

Raleigh has anyone ever told you that you look like kid cudi?

zeke12345 | 0

#1151278 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 06:03

191 - it means one pitiful (mofo)

Raleigh_bruh | 7

#1151281 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 06:04

Yeeep, Illmatic. People have told me I look like Kid Cudi, Usher, and Chris Tucker.. Usher, I don't think so much; but that's what Bianca thinks apparently. :|

pingpongpenguin | 3

#1151287 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 06:05

yes, I'll be 16

illmatic2 | 16

#1151294 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 06:06

You dont look like Usher at all if you ask me. But you definitely look like kid cudi, especially that pic.

Raleigh_bruh | 7

#1151308 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 06:09

Aha, well yeh. I have those glasses that he always wears too.. Now I'm thinking I should have wore them for that pic. :/

illmatic2 | 16

#1151322 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 06:12

Do it. See how many people you can fool.

pingpongpenguin | 3

#1151325 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 06:14

:( why are you mean to me captain? I haven't gotten the dog yet, btw.

Raleigh_bruh | 7

#1151328 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 06:15

Great, now you've got me listening to Kid Cudi lol. Yeh, I'll put a pic up with me wearing them probably later on tonight. I'm supposed to be working on my portfolio, but Fml is distracting me once again..

kool_me | 0

#1151348 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 06:25

that sucks=(

pingpongpenguin | 3

#1151352 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 06:28

liar! I ate them.

illmatic2 | 16

#1151355 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 06:28

Good kid cudi awesome. Especially his mixtapes.

Raleigh_bruh | 7

#1151358 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 06:28

Probably still at Chick Fil-A, Captain. :P And yah, Illmatic. Kid Cudi is one my favorite artists.

summerlesslove | 0

#1151403 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 06:45

that happend to my sister but she never found it....

pingpongpenguin | 3

#1151406 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 06:46

would you rather have panda express? I know how much you love it :)

buzz18 | 7

#1151431 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 06:52

you enjoyed the food at least right?

LexaDear | 0

#1151537 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 07:32

omgggg everyones back todayyyy. where has everyone been?!

Raleigh_bruh | 7

#1151546 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 07:36

Oh damn, Lexa's here. Time to leave again. :/

LexaDear | 0

#1151552 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 07:37

D':

Raleigh_bruh | 7

#1151570 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 07:43

pingpongpenguin | 3

#1151586 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 07:45

lexa I live about 2 hours from tucson . and everyone has been here silly! goodnight people.

LexaDear | 0

#1151589 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 07:45

Fine, be mean to the girl who saved your life with bubble wrap >:(

LexaDear | 0

#1151609 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 07:49

I'm confused by you knew triple p. but I mean everyones back all of the sudden. hide and seek? i think i should have been informed earlier.

fairyfay | 0

#1151644 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 07:56

lmfao. fyl and ydi for not checking if you had it before tossing it out. ;D I never wear my retainer, and my teeth are still perfect. but that may be because I have a perm on on the back of my teethh. :D

sexii_babii_21 | 0

#1151687 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 08:04

and youre not .

sexii_babii_21 | 0

#1151709 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 08:08

woops srry !!! didnt mean 2 right thatt

LexaDear | 0

#1151716 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 08:09

I didn't even know I was it!

LexaDear | 0

#1151728 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 08:13

I forgive you, and maybe ill forgive Raleigh...

Mickay1232 | 0

#1151787 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 09:03

what's chick-fil-A?

zinabie | 0

#1151978 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 10:19

#21 wins!! lol made me laugh

tear_publius | 0

#1152094 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 12:01

you're stupid. pay attention to what you're doing.

chuchurocket | 4

#1152335 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 01:16

59 lol what? tmi you're hot so whatever

lucindo | 0

#1152419 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 01:56

what's chika-fila for us australains??

callmelishaful | 0

#1152474 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:19

haha it does rhyme! but... sucks for you, those things are expensive!

quent10 | 0

#1152960 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 06:41

that's what you get for finding the only one open on Sunday 0_o

difadam | 0

#1153114 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 07:21

lmao 21

ladiesman14 | 0

#1155804 - Thursday 29 July 2010 08:41

chick fil a sucks lile that. i went to get a drink refill at lunch time and came back to an empty table. the cleaning guy threw my half eaten meal and magazine in the trash.

zen_fml | 0

#1156444 - Thursday 29 July 2010 11:12

OP, I've done that too before. It sucks.

BreezyEffBabehh | 0

#1166912 - Saturday 31 July 2010 05:48

Well, atleast your FML rhymes :D

mydgmax | 0

#2178753 - Monday 14 March 2011 06:07

thanks for the warning I'm getting a retainer on thursday

rangermedic77 | 5

#3525948 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 08:12

Why does everyone have 0 up or down votes?

zebraface123 | 6

#3556946 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 04:14

Chick-fil-A had that kind of effect on people.

By Fence | 8

#1150106 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 01:55

Lol, sucks ta be you.

epr | 0

#1150113 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 01:56

GG.

pingpongpenguin | 3

#1150122 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 01:56

aw fyl!! you're gona have to go back and dig for it, otherwise fork up $500 :)

the_flirtt | 0

#1150617 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 03:24

dog sex !!!

pingpongpenguin | 3

#1150627 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 03:27

I know aren't I?

the_flirtt | 0

#1150638 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 03:31

lol yes u are haha ;}

epr | 0

#1150776 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 04:01

I like where this is going.

120796gators | 0

#1150802 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 04:07

you could do it doggy style ( how long does it take to get unbanned cuz I got banned cuz I said this guy was being stupid and so I thought I got permanently banned but I checked back in today and I was unbanned

the_flirtt | 0

#1150805 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 04:07

105 u perv ;)

randomlettrrs | 8

#1150879 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 04:24

93,ur smokin

the_flirtt | 0

#1150990 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 04:45

get some Selena !!

the_flirtt | 0

#1151106 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 05:21

idk lol

chuchurocket | 4

#1152456 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:10

that's a dog you retard

By ohhoho | 2

#1150108 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 01:55

Actually i almost did this on several occasions back when I was a kid with braces. XD YDI but FYL. XD

wintamint101 | 7

#2764986 - Sunday 26 June 2011 10:13

and thats why you don't eat fast food

By luckylucas26 | 9

#1150110 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 01:56

better go off urself. worst post ever.

By roaraylay | 0

#1150141 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 01:58

chikfila was closed today...

By SirWhatsHisFace | 0

#1150158 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:00

What is this OP, a rap? The last part of the FML ryhmes.

elijahisaboss | 10

#5824520 - Saturday 11 January 2014 11:30

What does OP mean

IVXX_ | 18

#6358657 - Thursday 23 July 2015 06:27

Naw , its too wordy to be a verse ..

By gamefreakpog | 5

#1150169 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:01

11th!

puppyloverpeace | 1

#1150191 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:02

fail

puppyloverpeace | 1

#1150209 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:04

y r all of the normal comments being moderated?

By almost2az | 0

#1150193 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:03

did the same thing a kfc

By Vehicle | 1

#1150211 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 02:04

I've been without braces for several years and I quit wearing my retainers like I was supposed to and my teeth are fine.

lky830 | 0

#1152863 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 05:51

19 has a point. I never wore my retainer. and my teeth and still straight.

rudegirlmania | 10

#2069448 - Friday 11 February 2011 07:01

y'all probably had your wisdom teeth out before you had braces, yea? or they never grew in? mine are coming in three years after braces and everything WAS fine...until they came and fucked shit up