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Today, my girlfriend made me shave my chest. Afterwards, she said I looked like I was 12. She won't have sex with me until it grows back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14860) - you deserved it (3154)

On 11/13/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by thelistman (man) - United States (Illinois)

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