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Your bf needs to get over it! He didn't want hair and now it's gone. Most guys would be all over that. Tell him to quit being a whiney bitch and start eating!

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wow so u go through pain just so he would go down on you......lol u must love him and want him to do that to go through that crazy

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Lol your bf doesn't deserve you.. If he won't get over himself long enough to satisfy you then leave him. Booty.. Is more important than drinking water.

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maybe he just doesn't wanna go down on you ever so he said that not expecting you to get a wax

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#16 it's funny because you look so stupid everytime you explain why the FML is funny. do you always tell the whole world everytime you understand something?

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102, It's funny because actually you're the one who looks stupid an doesn't get it :) he's referring to family guy. You're welcome for the explanation

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actuallyyyy not trying to be a dick or anything, but the part that you would wax is called the vulva. you would be in rediculous pain if you waxed ur vagina, and for no reason since it has no hair. (: just sayin

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It's too bad your boyfriend is a weird douche who just uses excuses so he doesn't have to go down on you.

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When someone has a hairy vag, you people tell them to shave, but when they shave, it's a ydi because they changed themselves.. I don't get you people.

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They mean "us people" of FML. . .and they're right. People on FML will ALWAYS think of a reason to sat YDI. part of the fun

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Normally I would say "YDI for not being a lesbian", but your boyfriend is truly a moron. FYL

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your bf needs an ultimatum. being a guy I wouldn't ever say this but he deserves it. close the shop till he decides to get over it.

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actually 141, the vulva is The external genital organs of the female ncluding the labia majora, labia minora, clitor and vestibule of the vagina. last I heard waxing a clit is unnecessary and also painful.

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Wait a second, #6. YDI for wanting to please a man? This site is so confusing. If the FML were something like "Today, my man wouldn't go down on me because I had a jungle down there. FML"...A LOT of people would be like "YDI FOR NOT TRIMMING YOUR BUSH! YDI FOR NOT SHAVING! GORILLA!" Just like with this one, people say YDI FOR CHANGING TO TRY AND PLEASE YO MAN I'm so sick of hearing this! Everyone has their own taste! Is it just me or does it feel like we can never win in this

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233, it's too late for that. If you weren't a complete waste of sperm and egg, you would notice that the bf already denied her.

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Actually that's incorrect as well.The vagina is literally the "inside part" of a woman's sex organs. I doubt she waxed her vaginal canal. Pussy is just a cuter word for labia.

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Ate next time just do some hair, not too much no less to wear its bare slim. Just kinda like trimmed I guess

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...Where do you want me to start, Cody? The fact that either you have no room to talk or that you've taken your pic from the internet and therefore should know better than to judge by avatars on the net and therefore you're just attempting to provoke a response out of me? Or the fact that you're not original because so many people have already insulted my looks on this site? Or the fact that fml is not a website dedicated for people to comment on other people but to comment on the subject at ha

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Cody, put up a real picture before you insult others, you coward piece of shit. You're not the arbiter of beauty - I'm sure she's had plenty of boyfriends she wants and all the sex she wants. In summary, you're a dick.

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STFU, 43. She was rightly defending herself from a jackass. And Cinn, don't listen to the bastards on the Internet - you're fly. :)

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you guys are mean. she's not even ugly and I'm sure plenty of guys would sleep with her. you're just bitter because you're probably even uglier and a virgin. and who wouldn't be offended by that comment? I know I would. y'all can go to hell.

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I think it's perfectly reasonable to be offended by someone calling you an ugly bitch. As for "the truth", beauty is a subjective thing. What you might find ugly someone else might find stunningly beautiful. Besides, you don't know whether Cinn is getting any or not so you can't call it the truth.

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@camxavier - So I'm not allowed to be intelligent to reply to those who insult me (reguardless of whether or not you agree with them)? Now that just takes all the fun out of it. I also never said that I wasn't offended, but if you must know, I'm both used to the insults and am very bored. So I responded how I felt fit to do so. @ndizzle, cantfightfate & liberal_spice - Thank you. I particularly agree with Liberal_spice for saying that everyone's opinions differ. Some people find some thi

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Cinn, don't worry about the assholes on here. I would like to make one point though--it's not a real permanent excuse, since the hair was waxed. It grows back ;) Good argument, though!

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I rarely make comments but Cinn is a pretty girl, that's just such an awful thing to say, even if it is trolling. What is so wrong with people that they have do that?

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I don't worry about them too much, Steph, it's good stress relief to shout at them. :) And it is a permanent excuse because not only does he "feel like a paedophile" when she's got it waxed, but he also "doesn't like the hair" in the first place. So it works all the time. The OP should do what some people have suggested, not to go down on him until he does on her. Moonshine_bek, some people feel the need to make themselves feel 'cool' by insulting other people whether or

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Wow, bunch of jerks on this site. Nobody can judge anybody, it's a website and we all have our flaws/insecurities. And to call someone out on something UNtrue in the comments section of an FML...is just pathetic. Cinn=beautiful :)

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43- stfu what's the point of showing your abs? insecure bitch, take a picture of your face next time instead of dissing others. >:( btw, Cinn is really pretty and I love her hair! also Cody, your pretty stupid dissing someone on fml...while there are retards that agree with you, the majority of people would find your comment offensive to cinn and defend her. >:(

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totally disagreeing with Cody, Cinn is fine. I'll hit that, in a totally respecting manner. and also X18... preferably together. As for Cody, I won't touch that even if my life depends on it. Even if the survival of the human race depending on it, I won't tap that fatty.

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first of all Cinn you're not ugly...but I don't think it is a permanent thing completely....she could always try a landing strip or the cute lil triangle or heart above it that way enough hair is removed as to not be tickling the face to much but still enough there that says "hey look, I'm not a child"

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Cinn just needs a makeover, lose the glasses, get a new hair style. I've seen lots of people like her change and look like pornstars or models xD

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Really? There's nothing wrong with the way Cinn looks now! For all you know, this picture may not even be an accurate portrayal of her. Perhaps she wears more makeup normally? Less makeup? Wears her hair differently? Perhaps she doesn't always wear glasses? I love how there's an entire thread dedicated to discussing whether poor Cinn's attractive or not. I'm sure this is all amusing to her, but really? Is there any reason this discussion needed to go on for so long, lol?

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Even if Cinn wasn't particularly pretty (I think she's doing just fine in the looks department; this is hypothetical), at least she uses her brain. So many of the "drop-dead sexy" people on here are total morons. Sure, a hot dp will get you noticed online, and people may be quicker to agree with or talk to you if you're attractive. But IRL, most people worth knowing wouldn't give these idiots a second of their time after discovering the lack of meaningful brain function. Also, it's incredibly

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I'm cutting this discussion off. FML is NOT the place to be putting people down for their profile pictures. Please reread our comments policy.

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why dump him? is it so wrong for the dude to just not want to munch where you piss and bleed? tell him to be honest at least so that you don't go through all the pain of waxing again

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Peculiarchik, your comment might just've been stuck in the wrong place (it happens) but I don't think arhanes meant dump the bf, I thought she just meant don't go down on the bf until he does the same to her. But I do agree with your comment.

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yep... it is in the wrong spot lol.. but some are saying to dump him.. and I don't get that. the fishy taco isn't for everyone

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I disagree. not liking to eat at the Y does not make him any less of a man. it may blow your mind to know that some women don't like playing the skin flute either

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a man that doesn't want to go down... should not expect her to go down on him ever... it's just one of those things

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I am a female that completely understands why a guy wouldn't want to go down on a girl -- mine won't do it for me; it's nothing against me and it's not like he won't please me in other ways, he just doesn't like to put his mouth on a vagina. I mean, like peculiar chick said, we pee AND bleed out of the thing, and on top of this, there are all of those vaginal secretions that may or may not have an unpleasant odor/taste to the guy. Doesn't mean there's something wrong with you; it's the same as

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The whole "who's gonna do what" issue is something every couple has to decide for themselves, because everyone has different opinions on it. But a vagina isn't any more inherently "icky" than a penis for 3 weeks out of the month. A better comparison than vagina to semen would be natural feminine lubrication to semen. This is one of those double-standard things; I suspect if OP was a guy whose gf wouldn't go down on him, there would be a lot more "dump her!" comments. Giving oral sex seems to b

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I did include the vaginal secretions in that, lol, that was besides the other bodily functions that go on around a vagina. I've noticed that, as well. I'm not exactly sure what my dude would do if I told him I wasn't going to give him oral anymore. Fortunately, I enjoy doing it for him, so it's not really a problem. But in general, it's expected for a girl to give a guy a blowjob. If she doesn't, it's like she's depriving him or something. But really, besides a handjob/sex...how e

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#218: Ahem. As a citizen of the world, I feel it necessary to address a few misconceptions you appear to have in regards to the topic of cunnilingus. You suggest that smell is a factor in guys not wanting to go down on girls. If your nether regions smell bad to such an extent that another individual finds it unbearable to put their face in close proximity, you probably have an infection. I suggest visiting a doctor. If your boyfriend thinks going down on a girl means putting his mouth on h

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May I point out that men often have unpleasant smells down there as well? In fact, since a lot of guys don't even trim their pubes, and the hair is what traps much of the odor-causing sweat and bacteria, we're sometimes left with that particular ball smell that I can only describe as a used gym sock stuffed with Swiss cheese. Hey, at least I like eating fish. Sushi is delicious. Let's not forget that having your air supply cut off by an object in your throat, trying to ignore your gag refl

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Who is this directed towards? Me? Well, if it is or isn't, that is great for you. And I agree, giving oral isn't always the most pleasant thing in the world, and I guess I probably should expect it in return. However, it's never really been that big of a deal for me. As long as I'm getting some sort of foreplay in return that leaves me begging for his cock, then I don't really care how that's done. Everybody's sexual routine is different, and everybody's preferences are different. There ar

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Sweetheart... all of your points are ridiculously incorrect. Beyond the fact that you are ignoring basic anatomy of women, you;re also ignoring the basic anatomy of men! You don't pee out of your clit, but you DO pee out of your penis. If you can shove that thing down your throat, he can deal with your natural, hygienic clitoris. Also, it is offensive to women to suggest that you have something you are sexually obligated to do. You are no more obligated to give a blowjob than he is to giv

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I'm not ignoring the basic anatomy of anyone -- I know what tube the pee comes out of, and I know where the end of the tube is. WTF do y'all still think I don't know about that, even after I obviously said I did. I'm not stupid. And I'm not saying anyone is obligated to do anything. I'm not saying women are obligated to give men blowjobs; I'm not obligated to do anything for my guy. I never even said that I do not ENJOY giving him head. I DO. He does NOT. It's not like he doesn't do ANYTH

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Let me correct something here, because I did say that I agreed that it's not always the most pleasant thing in the world. But for the most part, with the exception of those nights that I'm just not into it, I DO actually enjoy giving.

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I really don't see the problem with penguin's arguments here, guys. To each their own; if the guy doesn't want to do it, he doesn't want to do it, provided there's no bullshit excuse such as in OP's case. I don't see penguin's boyfriend's reasoning as a huge issue, rather I just see it as he may be slightly misinformed and may not like it regardless of the taste/smell. The same goes for women. As for becoming all technical, shit, since when did we all become perfect?! I'm sure every one of

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5t3ff1k4h, thank you. Finally, someone that is not going out of their way to attack me for no reason, lol. :D

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So....this argument is now invalid, somewhat... Because he actually did it without me asking him to. Score for me! Bwhahaha.

He just doesnt want to do it. Theres a difference between a child and a shaved adult, and he knows it. Women who think guys are pedo for liking hairless are retarded too.

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#13: One, you shouldn't say someone is retarded as a form of insult. Two, I didn't realise that you liked to play spot the difference with little girls and shaved women. Personally, I don't know what a a little girl looks like down there as when I was a kid I didn't pay attention to down there.

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